me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*



so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via itwasonlyfivesecondsago)

Haley makes me want to commit homicide so bad


Who wants to bet that in Percy Jackson’s Greek heroes he will have a chapter about himself


Who else screamed when they found out about percy Jackson greek heros?


I was just thinking… Maybe in the Greek Heroes book, there’s a chapter for everyone. And by everyone I mean Annabeth, Thalia, Luke, Jason, Piper, Nico, Leo, Frank, Hazel, Clarisse, Percy (in his POV).. THEY ARE GREEK HEROES.

Maybe I’m just hoping to get some answers and ANOTHER PERCY’S POV SINCE WE DIDNT GET ONE RICK.

Some of them are Roman heros

Lol oh my gosh Apollo meeting Hermes after he stole the cows 😂😂😂😂

Gods meeting Aphrodite.


"My honor!" yelled Poseidon.

"You’re already married," Zeus snapped "It would be my honor.”

"You're already married!” Hera protested. “To me!”.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed way too hard because of this.


If you don’t think that Hestia, Hera, Demeter, Hades, Poseidon and Zeus were the cutest siblings when they were younger, you’re wrong